My name is Clappy. Don't you think it would make more sense if my name were Clippy?
I think that it would make more sense to be a paperclip and have the name Clippy rather than Clappy, but I think it makes less sense for me to be talking to a paperclip.
I resent that.
I'm sorry. I love you. Shut the fuck up. I hope you die. Rape me.
Got a chainsaw?
Heck no, those were so four days ago. Use that curling iron over there.