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Classic Sitcom Plots with a New Twist #01

by Toastertron
6-05-01


	Curses! Professor Zygote is coming over to analyse my funding, and I've never invented anything that isn't crap!

Later...


	Greetings! I am Professor Zygote!


	Father isn't in right now. Would you like to speak to my mother?

It all ends in blood and violence, naturally.


	Hmmm. You're the guy who was coming for dinner, right? Mmmm...