Toastertron  

This is insane! Our friends and comrades are dying around us and morale is at an all time low!

I didn't even think robots had to fight in wars.

And now, we're down to our last packets of rations. If the enemy don't kill us, we'll starve!

What are you talking about? There's food all around us!

Eh. C'est la vie. I got dibs on the guy caught in the barbed wire then.

I saw him first!