TomCerveaux  

Hey Cthulhu, who is your favorite fiction writer?

Tolkien. Definitely Tolkien. The man is a storyteller of unparalelled skill and scope.

What about you? If you don't say Tolkien, I don't think we can be friends anymore.

Hmmm....that's a tough one.

But I think I am going to have to go with Lovecraft.

*blushes* Awww, shucks.