TomCerveaux  

I am sort of curious, Cerveaux, is that green fellow with all the tentacles around his mouth Cthulhu, by any chance?

I promised not to say.

Dude, don't be ridiculous. If you don't think I know Cthulhu when I see him, you are a total jackass.

But I said I wouldn't tell. Besides, Crow, what do you care?

Your not jealous, are you?

Just promise me you haven't slept with him, and we can still go out.