TomCerveaux  

Yo Satan, what's up? Don't you think it's about time we let Cthulhu hang out with us again?

I don't know...

He hasn't hung out with Cerveaux in months, and he's cut back his Robitussin intake to less than a bottle a day.

That's true. But why are you so keen on getting Cthulhu back with us all of a sudden? He gave you head didn't he!

How'd you know!? Whatever. How could I say no, what with all those tentacles.

Yeah, I guess I have always wondered about that...