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by TomCerveaux
2-20-02
Welcome To RUM-CHUGGER, the only drink till you drop game show on television!! Coming to you his week, at the Baltic Room, live from Seattle, Washington!
I AM DEATH. I HAVE NEVER LOST A CONTEST OF ANY SORT, SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME. MY VICTORY IS CERTAIN
I been drankin' since I was no more the a plus sign on my mammy's preg-ninn-see test. I isn't never been drinked under a table.
Contestants have a half hour, a 1/5 of rum, and a shot glass. Once that 30 minutes is gone, that rum had better be gone too!
I am an artiste! I drink! That is what I do, usually even more than make art. I am certainly better at drinking, so why not?
These kids don't know what they're up against. I have never lost a dare, and I will do ANYTHING for the right price. I not only paid myself to be here, but Skip dared me.
This is sick. This is sick. Cerveaux is such a maniac. I can't believe this. This is so fucking sick.
Okay! Cerveaux has finished his rum first, and he's actually HELPING the other contestants! All done, with 7 minutes to spare! Now, they pile into our Limo, to go to our American Gladiators set!
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