This guy who isn't in fact Gabe from Penny Arcade despite looking like him ponders.
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| All is darkness. Why do I live? | |
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| I am the god of Hokey Pokey. You will obey. | |
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| What if I'd rather contemplate the futility of my existence? | |
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And equilibrium is reached.
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| Don't you get all angsty on me, boy. I own you. | |
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| I like beer. Maybe I live because of beer. Maybe I should HAVE a beer. | |
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