TooMuchCoffeeGuy  

I've been watching the Matrix. There is no spoon.

Last time that happened to me I had to spend a week in the hospital when I tried to eat my cornflakes with a steak knife.

You should tip your bowl to your face and drink your cereal.

I would have done that, but I was out of bowls too. I had to get them from a large round cheese platter to my mouth somehow.

You should get a dishwasher.

I had a clean ladle, but it was too deep to scoop properly, and the egg beater just hurts your tongue.