The first encounter of two aliens on a new planet leads to the start of a beautiful new friendship...
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| It cold, UHffmm Guhf. Me whoop you stoopid ass, dumb alien guy...Yeah. Guhuf. | |
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| Eat cow poop you stupid squidmouth caveman bastard, someone should violently beat you to death with a rubber chicken and bury you with an inflatable sheep. | |
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As the conversation intensifies, their bond becomes even closer...
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| You still look like a stupid idiot gorilla dumbass. That tie just makes you look like even more of a loser. You should get a job as a construction worker, they all have single digit IQ's like you. | |
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Perhaps someday their species will unite and breed a new superspecies that will have a greater wisdom than what was ever known to the galaxy before?
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| UNghhuff?! Me pound nail in your pee-pee! | |
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| Now you've got the right idea, go breed with farm animals like all of your primative redneck kinfolk, you slack jaw. Better hurry, the chicken fried steaks are almost done, then you can go bang sheep | |
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