Boris the Megadog vs Suicidal Guy

Author: Totalbiscuit

Date: December 4, 2001

by Totalbiscuit
12-04-01
Boris is taking a stroll in the country when he comes across a sad looking bloke with a knife
What's wrong with you?
Aww, my life sucks, I'm gonna kill myself, I can't take it anymore
Boris decides to talk some sense into him..
That's a bit of cop out. Think of what you're gonna do to your family and friends, they'll be really upset
I don't give a sh*t about them, it's my life, mine mine mine and I'm gonna kill myself!
Boris takes matters into his own hands and sensibly smites the cretin..
Bleh shuddup you ungrateful git, if you aren't gonna think about anyone else other than yourself then you get kibbilized....
You don't understand, no-one understands, everyone is evil, everything is awful!!!