I'm an asshole, and other fantastic revelations.

Author: Tpjunkie

Date: January 21, 2003

by Tpjunkie
1-21-03
Hey Pete, whats up? By the way, are you trying to impersonate me, with orange hair?
No, and fuck you, you narcissistic bastard. Anyway, whats up with you Jeff?
Not a whole helluva lot. I learned something today, though.
Really, what's that?
When you're apologizing to a girl, and buying her a six pack of Bacardi Silver, the guys at the beer store are still gonna laugh at you.
It's funny 'cause it's true.