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| Today, after 3000 years of hibernation, Dark Lord Sauron returned into phsyical form and attempted to assault New York. | |
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| Unfortunantly, he was mugged and killed 10 minutes later. His armor is being sold to the highest bidder. | |
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| In other news, my wife is a dirty whore. If anyone besides me has slept with her, which goes for most of you, I hope you die painfully. | |
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