Trihan  

Hello? Yes, this is he.

Hi, Gabe? This is the U. O. US. Money company. We'd like to offer you an exciting once in a lifetime offer only available to specially selected customers!

Exciting offer? Sure, I'm interested. Just call back on the fourth Tuesday of next week and I'll make an order.

Fourth Tuesday of next week? Okay, it's a deal! Talk to you then!

Sucker.

Oh boy! A sale! A sale! Wait til the boss hears about this!