Existential Bullsh*t

Author: Trippingbillee

Date: March 10, 2003

by Trippingbillee
3-10-03
We're in line to be slaughtered.
Some of us are still in the midst of an existential crisis.
I wouldn't like to be immortal, so why does it matter to me when I die?
I think that I would like to be immortal, but still able to die from severe physical affliction. That way I will be able to stay sane.
I'm unsure what my feelings are towards death, but I know I don't want it now. So if I know that, doesn't that mean I'm afraid?
Thank God I remembered to hold in my excrement for two week so those MacDonald's custmers get a nice, lean, nutty "patty".