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  TrueAbomination  

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50 of the 51 states assume that I am sane. I am ILL. I feel nothing other than a tickle in my pantiloons when I think of jello... or tripe. One day I aspire to take the world....from behind.
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by TrueAbomination
2-09-01
What an AWFUL night! Man? How did we end up in JAIL? The last thing I remember was being pulled from my bed, sound asleep ..by policemen?
Yo? That wasn't your BED, dude! You were behind the wheel of a car.. PASSED OUT. Hell I was too. You were coasting at 2 MPH with only a guard rail steering us. Weaaaak!
Benny? I am scared. The big fellow over there with a pack of Pall Malls rolled up in his forehead skin keeps winking at me. Benny? I am a delicate man. I am petrified.
Don't sweat, yo. Lemme handle dis...
Benny? I appreciate you helping me out man.. But DAMN that is GROSS! How are you getting all of it IN there like that? What? do you gargle with summer sausage?
*Ehmt* I said *Ehmt* I'll handle *Ehmt* dis. And hey *Ehmt* I needed the cash..
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