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| On behalf of all right thinking psychopaths everywhere, I'd just like to give a quick nod of thanks to the Press, who've recently given us an excuse for our behaviour. | |
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| From now on, any time one of us lops off a limb or does something else nasty, we'll just cry 'It wasn't MEEEEEE, Manhunt (or other recent 'evil' game) MADE me do it!" Soon EVERYONE will be using it. | |
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| *OH MY GOD, MY ARM! PLEASE GOD, MAKE THE HURTING STOP!* | |
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"Of course, some people are ALWAYS in need of excuses..."
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| I'm terribly sorry that I misled the country over our attack on Iraq, but IT WASN'T MY FAULT, MANHUNT MADE ME DO IT! | |
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