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| Jimmy, welcome to the Jerry Springer Show. Why don't you tell us why you're here. | |
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| Well, Jerry, my girlfrien' is three months pregnant and I'm here to tell her I don' wanna be wi' her no more. I only told her I loved her so she wouldn' make me wear a condom. | |
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Crowd: You SUCK! You SUCK! You SUCK! You SUCK!
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| So, she now has to face the hard choice of either bearing and raising this child alone OR dealing with the moral dilemma of abortion. Why would you put her through that? | |
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| 'Cuz I love havin' sex, Jerry. | |
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Crowd: JerRY! JerRY! JerRY! JerRY!
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| There's someone else involved in this situation too: the Jerry Springer FIRING SQUAD! Let's bring 'em out! | |
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