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| FW:FW:FW: Please, I need your help! My wife died, my truck got stolen, my kids ran away, I got fired, I'm HIV positive, and I have a gerbil lodged in my ass. Please forward this mess... | |
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| Attention: Be sure that you attach the XVK88995544 excel document to the noon page. Comply immediately or we will attach a car battery to your gonads. Thanks. | |
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| Sweet Jeebus, I hate this place... | |
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| Hi, honey. Be sure and remember to talk to HR today about your 401 (K). Also, stop by Kroger and get some milk... | |
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| I think I'll go do some work to avoid reading my e-mail... | |
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