Ubik

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Likes: Cheese, rabid squirrels, fitness shows Dislikes: Neptune, Richard Simmons, plastic, the sound of squeaking balloons Comments: Get your hand out of my pants! Oh wait... that's mine.

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Pam? Two dollars. The Incriminating videotapes? Priceless.

by Ubik
1-30-01


	So... did you get the goods?


	Of course I did! I don't screw around with my customers.


	Sweetness! How much is it gonna cost me?


	You with a strap-on and a can of Pam.


	Oh good lord... can't I just pay cash for once?


	With an ass like yours? Hell no. Besides, the vibrator you gave me last week broke already.

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