Ubik

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Likes: Cheese, rabid squirrels, fitness shows Dislikes: Neptune, Richard Simmons, plastic, the sound of squeaking balloons Comments: Get your hand out of my pants! Oh wait... that's mine.

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I'll bet $10 this has happened.

by Ubik
1-30-01


	Dear lord, I can't take the torment of my existence anymore! It's far too painful to-


	*RIIIING*


	Ye GODS! Could it be that... somebody's reaching out to me?


	*RIIIING*


	FUCKING telemarketers.

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