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Robert Scratchit - Legendary pornographer, our diminutive hero, patron saint of the downtrodden and sex-starved.
Alice Tovores - Scratchit's long-suffering secretary.
Sven Svensson - Scratchit's gofer, and Alice's coworker.
Tim Jefferson - Alice's love interest, and a fan of Scratchit's work.
Mandy Dale - One of Scratchit's star actresses.
Darren Steam - Scratchit's right-hand man, his equal in porn legend. His specialty is bukkake.
Neil Jerkit - Neil is a reluctant partner of Jerkit, Spankit and Spurt, a local law firm.
Ellen Buck - Another actress.
Bruce Buck aka BuckBunny - Ellen's furry brother.
Richard Maus aka Dickmouse - Bruce's friend since childhood, also a furry.

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Prozac chewing gum would sure be on my shopping list

by Ultamatom
7-31-06


	An offer from Bob for the part of Frigg in "Thor's Fuckhammer"?


	It was on my desk this morning. I told him when I started here that I didn't want to do any acting.


	It says here that the worst thing you'd have to do would be let Fenrir lick your --


	It doesn't matter, I'm not doing it anyway. Do you want to go and get some lunch?


	I wouldn't go into the cafeteria. They were filming "Floods of Jizz XI" and some of it got on the coffee trays.


	That's all right, I've been keeping some chewing gum and Prozac in my desk.

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