Ultamatom
stripcreator donor

email : pm : info

Robert Scratchit - Legendary pornographer, our diminutive hero, patron saint of the downtrodden and sex-starved.
Alice Tovores - Scratchit's long-suffering secretary.
Sven Svensson - Scratchit's gofer, and Alice's coworker.
Tim Jefferson - Alice's love interest, and a fan of Scratchit's work.
Mandy Dale - One of Scratchit's star actresses.
Darren Steam - Scratchit's right-hand man, his equal in porn legend. His specialty is bukkake.
Neil Jerkit - Neil is a reluctant partner of Jerkit, Spankit and Spurt, a local law firm.
Ellen Buck - Another actress.
Bruce Buck aka BuckBunny - Ellen's furry brother.
Richard Maus aka Dickmouse - Bruce's friend since childhood, also a furry.

(hide profiles)

An aesthetic dispute.

by Ultamatom
8-09-06


	I told you, this is "Fists of Furry". You're only beating off on camera. We didn't ask you to soliloquise about being laughed at on the internet.


	*You're fursecuting* me! And compromising my integrity as an artist!**


	*Artistic integrity? Kid, you're working in porn. You have sex on camera for money. You can't claim artistic integrity until you're writing* this shit.**


	And erotic Minerva Mink fan fiction doesn't count as writing. Geez, when I was your age, I would have to keep going through seventy-five shots a day. You kids have no idea how easy you have it.


	*And no, I don't mean camera* shots.**

twitter :

facebook

comments on this comic

(beta)

umfumdisi says:

Running out of superlatives, here. Maybe I need some laxatives.
posted Oct 10th, 2006 ( permalink )

Ultamatom stripcreator donor

comments on this comic

Ultamatom
stripcreator donor