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Robert Scratchit - Legendary pornographer, our diminutive hero, patron saint of the downtrodden and sex-starved.
Alice Tovores - Scratchit's long-suffering secretary.
Sven Svensson - Scratchit's gofer, and Alice's coworker.
Tim Jefferson - Alice's love interest, and a fan of Scratchit's work.
Mandy Dale - One of Scratchit's star actresses.
Darren Steam - Scratchit's right-hand man, his equal in porn legend. His specialty is bukkake.
Neil Jerkit - Neil is a reluctant partner of Jerkit, Spankit and Spurt, a local law firm.
Ellen Buck - Another actress.
Bruce Buck aka BuckBunny - Ellen's furry brother.
Richard Maus aka Dickmouse - Bruce's friend since childhood, also a furry.

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Bear with me here.

by Ultamatom
8-12-06


	... Mr. Scratchit, your schedule here says you're interviewing CMR on cable television next Monday.


	That's right. Why, is there a conflict?


	*What on earth for? They're obviously not fans of your work.*


	They invited me to an interview. I accepted. It would be cowardly only to accept interviews from people that I know are going to ask me what I want to hear.


	All they'll do is shriek at you and tell you you're going to Hell.


	*Right, because that's exactly* What Jesus Would Do if he met a famous pornographer.**

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