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Robert Scratchit - Legendary pornographer, our diminutive hero, patron saint of the downtrodden and sex-starved.
Alice Tovores - Scratchit's long-suffering secretary.
Sven Svensson - Scratchit's gofer, and Alice's coworker.
Tim Jefferson - Alice's love interest, and a fan of Scratchit's work.
Mandy Dale - One of Scratchit's star actresses.
Darren Steam - Scratchit's right-hand man, his equal in porn legend. His specialty is bukkake.
Neil Jerkit - Neil is a reluctant partner of Jerkit, Spankit and Spurt, a local law firm.
Ellen Buck - Another actress.
Bruce Buck aka BuckBunny - Ellen's furry brother.
Richard Maus aka Dickmouse - Bruce's friend since childhood, also a furry.

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"there is no diaper bigger than the internet"

by Ultamatom
10-28-06


	You're not your usual spry self, Ellen. Something on your mind?


	You could say that.


	My older brother is the saddest case of a human being you ever saw in your life. He's 25 next birthday, and he doesn't have a real friend in the world. Bob's going to fire him today.


	When he's not working here he's eating burgers at the Eat'n'Get Out on the corner, or jerking his greasy little dick to online furry porn. And he reduces my mother to tears.


	Maybe your dad should talk to him.


	My dad got PTSD and a nervous twitch in Vietnam. Last night he was cleaning his guns in the basement, and he asked me if it was legal to abort a kid at 307 months.

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