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Robert Scratchit - Legendary pornographer, our diminutive hero, patron saint of the downtrodden and sex-starved.
Alice Tovores - Scratchit's long-suffering secretary.
Sven Svensson - Scratchit's gofer, and Alice's coworker.
Tim Jefferson - Alice's love interest, and a fan of Scratchit's work.
Mandy Dale - One of Scratchit's star actresses.
Darren Steam - Scratchit's right-hand man, his equal in porn legend. His specialty is bukkake.
Neil Jerkit - Neil is a reluctant partner of Jerkit, Spankit and Spurt, a local law firm.
Ellen Buck - Another actress.
Bruce Buck aka BuckBunny - Ellen's furry brother.
Richard Maus aka Dickmouse - Bruce's friend since childhood, also a furry.

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I debated whether or not to write that

by Ultamatom
11-02-06


	So, what are you going to do?


	I can't go back home. My mom has been crying ever since Ellen told her, and my dad's hands keep shaking as he cleans his guns. Can I stay here?


	Sure. I'll set you up in the basement. You'll only be able to stay until my mom gets back from Kansas on Sunday, though. I'll just go and get you a mattress.


	Man, why does your mom hate me so much?


	Because when we were fourteen, she caught you trying to force our pet cats to mate while you masturbated.


	*GOD DAMN IT, just because she didn't catch you in the closet with the video camera, you act like you had nothing to do with it!*

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