UncleTerwilliger
stripcreator donor

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Come sit in Uncle's lap and I'll tell you a story...a story...about molestation.
Don't you dare tell your Mommy what happens here.
XOXOXOXX
Uncle

If you wear goggles when you chop onions, you won't cry

by UncleTerwilliger
8-24-10


	God, in your inifinite wisdom, you created me. Now that I've lived out my whole life with many difficulties--I must ask...what was your purpose for making me this way?


	My son, there are many who see my hand in everything from the colors of the flowers to who lives and who dies. But in all honesty I can say...


	...that your mother got wasted one night, went skinny dipping in the ocean--and fucked a hammerhead.