UncleTerwilliger
stripcreator donor

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Come sit in Uncle's lap and I'll tell you a story...a story...about molestation.
Don't you dare tell your Mommy what happens here.
XOXOXOXX
Uncle

Do you want to dramatically increase the size of your penis?

by UncleTerwilliger
9-28-10


	Oh dear sweet merciful Anderson Cooper! I've got to expel shit with such urgency that the walls of my colon are closing in like the intergalctic trash compactor in Star Wars.


	Your feces literally smells worse than a warm Wookie's ball sack.


	What the hell is a crab doing in the public restroom of Arby's making Star Wars jokes about my feces?


	The cast of Jersey Shore had a hankerin' for some "chedda beef sammiches."