UncleTerwilliger's Comics 03/26/11 - Love thy neighbor, just don't get caught
03/26/11 - Engorgio
03/26/11 - The Mondays
03/22/11 - The Fortress of Solitude
03/18/11 - Say Goodnight, Goochie
03/16/11 - Wide Stance
03/15/11 - Au Jus
03/14/11 - I hear the Grasshopper
03/11/11 - The Cooler
03/10/11 - They come in peace
03/10/11 - Attache'
03/09/11 - Ain't I a stinka?
03/09/11 - God save the Queen
03/09/11 - 72 white raisins
03/01/11 - Hoboken
03/01/11 - Slide down the pole
03/01/11 - Fish Sticks
02/28/11 - Try to ask for the check without doing that hand thing
02/28/11 - How desperate do you have to be to go to Long john Silver's?
02/28/11 - We're assholes
02/28/11 - Watch 'The Parking Lot' movie on Netflix instant
02/28/11 - Two and a Half Men is an ironic title now
02/27/11 - Kathy Bates was a bitch to me once
02/27/11 - Winter's Bone
02/27/11 - Why isn't Nougat a food group?
02/27/11 - Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie?Bust out da Cool Whip.
02/27/11 - I hear hell is nice this time of year
02/27/11 - Sometimes I feel Tom Cruise quietly judging me
02/22/11 - That's a big cock
02/22/11 - Million dollar idea: Fried Vitamins
02/21/11 - Is she really going out with him?
02/21/11 - Remember to have your LOL cat spayed or neutered
02/20/11 - Hill Street Blues
01/16/11 - Clementines are to oranges: as Blu Ray is to Beta Max
01/16/11 - A defy you to eat Reese's Pieces and NOT think of E.T.
12/28/10 - KAHN!
12/07/10 - His puzzler was sore
12/07/10 - Absence makes the heart grow fonder, unless she was a bitch
11/19/10 - America "Runs" on Dunkins?! --Is that sarcasm?
10/20/10 - Arrogant Bastard is what I am & the name of my favorite beer
10/20/10 - 'Leaving Las Vegas' backwards is about a man cured by booze
10/18/10 - Who's the Boss?
10/18/10 - I'm a Dapper Dan man!
10/18/10 - No Way Out
10/18/10 - I watch 'American Pickers' for the palpable sexual tension
10/13/10 - EVERY wait person says, "Did you save room for dessert?"
10/12/10 - I've invented a new sexual position: The Denver Omelette
10/12/10 - Count your blessings by thinking of those whom you love...
10/07/10 - If you keep watching reality TV...it will never go away
10/07/10 - $2 buck chuck is my pimp alter ego
10/05/10 - The strangest word in the English language is "Granola"
09/28/10 - Do you want to dramatically increase the size of your penis?
09/21/10 - "Eskimo" is actually an insult--it means "Fish Eater"
09/20/10 - If "The Shining" is on TV...I'm watching all of it
09/20/10 - I refer to my abs as: "The Catastrophe"
09/20/10 - I bought a Bumpit for my pubic hair
09/20/10 - I could be a Vegetarian if veal was allowed
09/20/10 - I have a great ass, Nancy
09/20/10 - Walmart is full of people with dead eyes
09/07/10 - My tomato plant never produced
09/07/10 - I am the Walrus
08/27/10 - Sometimes, I sit...and I yearn
08/25/10 - My Boo
08/25/10 - Now that I'm grown, nobody offers me animal crackers anymore
08/24/10 - I worry that if I order Baked Alaska, I'll end up screaming
08/24/10 - I know sign language for 'kangaroo' and 'nurse'
08/24/10 - Will you still respect me in the morning?
08/24/10 - If you wear goggles when you chop onions, you won't cry
08/24/10 - Snickers really does satisfy
08/24/10 - There can be only one
08/24/10 - Don't you think?
08/24/10 - Votre mère est une femme parfaite
08/23/10 - My beta fish is named Bill Murray
08/23/10 - Barn Raiser II
08/23/10 - Door #3
08/23/10 - Door #2
08/23/10 - Door #1
08/23/10 - Choose your own adventure...
08/23/10 - Fuck the Police!
08/23/10 - I know every word to Will Smith's "Summertime"
08/22/10 - my water is as tainted as my taint
08/22/10 - What would Lord Xenu do? WWLXD?
08/21/10 - Let's Come Together
08/20/10 - Gary Busey may very well be the most perfect human to live
08/20/10 - Curly Sue is actually one of the underated epics of our time
08/20/10 - I don't care what you say- this clam chowder is divine
08/19/10 - Lesbian Seagulls
08/19/10 - I see poorly illustrated dead people
08/19/10 - The Gravitons of the Situation
08/19/10 - Peanut Butter and Jelly is a natural anti-depressant
08/19/10 - Turn about is just a lazy version of the Hokey Pokey
08/19/10 - Only God Can Make a Tree
08/19/10 - It's later than you think
08/19/10 - A very special Spongebob
08/19/10 - You don't have to work blue
08/19/10 - roast a chicken at 425 with sea salt and pepper
08/19/10 - 80085
08/19/10 - I wanted to bang the tooth fairy when I was little
08/19/10 - I so rarely get to use the word "Gargantuan" in a sentence
08/19/10 - I've got a lot of lovin' to do
08/19/10 - I'm in the mood for Wasabi Peas
08/19/10 - My sister wears too much--people think she's a whore
08/18/10 - Churn my butter---I'm Amish
08/18/10 - He really does
08/18/10 - I love Ikea's Meatballs
08/18/10 - No...not the short bus
08/18/10 - 3D makes me whoozy
08/18/10 - Smucker's can be used as a simple household decongestant
08/18/10 - For Blanket
08/18/10 - I'd really like a bread maker
08/18/10 - Scrotums are just a bad design
08/18/10 - When God closes a window, he shits in front of your door
08/18/10 - My Cat Looks Either Sad Or Bored
08/18/10 - Ch-ch-ch-chia
08/18/10 - Oprah's VaJayJay!
