UncleTerwilliger
stripcreator donor

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Come sit in Uncle's lap and I'll tell you a story...a story...about molestation.
Don't you dare tell your Mommy what happens here.
XOXOXOXX
Uncle

Slide down the pole

by UncleTerwilliger
3-01-11


	Here you are, son. I got your cat down. Try to keep him out of the tree--okay, little man?


	You DO realize that that's the most pussy you'll be getting all year, don't you?


	You DO realize that at the department we have your mother on speed dial under "Emergency services" and that this cat has a better chance of finding out who his dad is than you do?