everybar usa

Author: Unclemeat

Date: March 18, 2011

by Unclemeat
3-18-11
Our hero goes out for a drink
Hmm, this seems like a suitable establishment to drink away my pain.
Hey bro, how's it hanging? Take a seat wherever you wish.
Our hero is hesitant
Hey... can you just give me a manhattan?
Hey friend, not sure what you're talking about, but we're in Texas, not New York.
Regret sets in
Fuck you hipster scum.
We've got some great deals on margaritas, bro. And our juke box is full of the latest tracks from Broccoli Party. Their new album is so epic.