Lard and lust

Author: Unclemeat

Date: May 22, 2012

by Unclemeat
5-22-12
BLARGH! I wrote a poem about being fat and having sex while eating shepherd's pie
you were eating shepherd's pie while having sex? Or while writing the poem?
BLARGH! I am an artist! Respect my beauty and my brilliance!
Are you wearing football pads? Or are you just really, really fat?
You are the only one that gets me, Satan. Please make love to my blubber.
If Satan commits suicide, does he go to hell?