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In the past three years, I have gone from being a hideously angry person to a well adjusted man in his mid-twenties.
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| Hi, I'm your new neighbor. I was wondering if you could keep the noise down. | |
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| Sure thing, ma'am. It's why God invented duct tape and sleeping pills. | |
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And while I do sometimes get upset, I have learned that exploding on someone rarely gets me what I want.
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| Ok, so that wasn't the best way to clean a grease trap, but you have to admit, the fire will warm the block all season. | |
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I guess I want to tell you that while I was once so cruel, I have gained a sense of empathy that cannot be denied.
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