Undaunted  

You know, sometimes I worry all that's seperating me from official trailor trash status is a shotgun and a three legged dog named 'Speedy'.

Hey, don't feel too bad. The most commonly used phrase in my house is 'just jiggle the handle'.

Please, that's nothing. I have to turn my clothes dryer on with a pair of pliers.

Wow, you're right, you are a hick!

... Screw you, Zack.

Why don't you go join the Republican party and marry your momma, redneck? Heh.