UnknownEric
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Unknown Eric is a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a comforter. Unknown Eric never taunts happy fun ball. Unknown Eric shaved his breakdancing beard AND his cabbage patch-ing sideburns but his mustache has learned the lambada. Unknown Eric once ate an oak tree on a dare. Unknown Eric's mutant power is turning off streetlights with his mind.

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Russell Simmons' Def Poetry Jam

by UnknownEric
5-11-04


	Oh, Wink Martindale, game show host supreme / I'd pay a hundred dollars to watch you pose and preen


	you asked me to bend over, but I said "no thanks" / I'm saving my anal virginity for Mister Bob Eubanks


	Alex Trebek, I see you're back to get inside my pants / but every time I tell you no, you do the Hammer dance


	And your other annoying tendency that I forgot to mention / is that when I moan your name in bed, you say, "Put it in the form of a question"


	And now I fade into the night / but before I get off track


	I just got fifty dollars to go blow Pat Sajak

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