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The 2005 U.S. Military Draft on ESPN.

by UnknownEric
6-03-04


	Coming to you live from Fort Dix, I'm Chris Berman here with Mel Kiper Jr. as ESPN brings you the 2005 Military Draft. What do you think the Army will do with the top pick, Mel?


	Well, their scouts say they're high on a kid from West Virginia named Cletus Yokelius, who supposedly has great marksmanship abilities and can run a 4.1 40.

Let's go to the podium as the Army makes their selection.


	First, I'd like to thank Fort Dix for the great hospitality they've shown. With the first pick in the draft, the Army selects Walter McMillan from Casper, Wyoming.

Wow, that's a shocker, Chris. McMillan has a great vertical leap, but can't hit the side of a barn.


	*GULP*

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