UnknownEric
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Unknown Eric is a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a comforter. Unknown Eric never taunts happy fun ball. Unknown Eric shaved his breakdancing beard AND his cabbage patch-ing sideburns but his mustache has learned the lambada. Unknown Eric once ate an oak tree on a dare. Unknown Eric's mutant power is turning off streetlights with his mind.

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by UnknownEric
4-02-11


	Oh, hello... I didn't see you there. Let me tell you a little story about a guy I knew named Jack Schitz.


	Every day I'd see Jack, and every day he'd say "Abe, I wanna change my name." And I'd say, "What for, Jack? It's a great name!"


	And he'd say, "Nah... it just doesn't sound right... it's virtually obscene!"


	Then one day at the bar, he came up to me and said "Abe, I finally did it! After all these years, I finally changed my name!"


	And I said, "Great! What'd ya change it to?"


	"Joe Schitz."

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