UnmitigatedHardness

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The author is a twenty-one-year-old player-hater wasting away in Natchitoches and New Orleans, LA. He has an unquenchable addiction to Dr. Pepper and Kemp's Moose Tracks ice cream. He is a bum.

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Cultural Relevance Expiration Dates: Reaching for the Back

by UnmitigatedHardness
12-05-03


	HEY, KIDS! TELL YOUR PARENTS TO TAKE YOU TO SEE CAT IN THE HAT OR WE'LL POISON THEM! BIIITCH!


	Question: when's the last time Mike Myers was funny?


	Austin Powers 1? Shagadelic, baby.


	Before that, dude. Wayne's World?


	No way, Adam. Earlier. The Linda Richman skit on SNL?


	Survey says: trick question. Right now. Just not in the way he wants to be. And, Nick, I'll tell them to poison you if you ever do the Austin Powers impression again. This is not 1997.

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