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| Perhaps now that people are actually reading your comics, you shouldn't include elements of gossip. | |
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| It's pretty reprehensible. Now that people are reading my comics. Can I still air my feelings on the "Bennifer" fiasco, citing the reason for the split as "she sees more sausage than Jimmy Dean?" | |
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| Yeah, they're not real people. | |
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| While we're on the subject of celebrity relationships, I've missed "ET" lately. What's the status of Geenny? Or Melanon, for that matter? Richther? Shanutt? | |
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| I believe Geena Davis' marriage to Renny Harlin has ended, Melanie Griffith divorced Don Johnson twice. Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear are still going strong, as are Shania Twain and Mutt Lange. | |
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| Excellent. I have my fingers crossed for Jayonce. Going by this admittedly arbitrary system, if I married Britney (even for only 55 hours), we'd be Bris. Nyuk-nyuk. | |
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