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  UnmitigatedHardness  

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The author is a twenty-one-year-old player-hater wasting away in Natchitoches and New Orleans, LA. He has an unquenchable addiction to Dr. Pepper and Kemp's Moose Tracks ice cream. He is a bum.
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It's kind of like that time that Urkel accidentally flew his rocket to Wisconsin and wound up on a "Step by Step" episode. Not that Mike's like Urkel or anything.
So Mike, you've heard "Burgertime 2004." What are your thoughts? You wanna call the R.O.C. for me?
Well...Okay, the beat is way too complicated. It has a multitude of disappearing and reappearing bass lines and electric piano riffs...
...then there's the way the beat completely changes from verse to chorus. (No, a drum fill is not a sufficient transition there.) And there's the shitty equipment. It kind of sounds like you're...
...rapping live from Carnie Wilson's twat. In which case I could understand your inability to stay with the beat. And there is the small issue of the entire song being about a 1982 Data East coin-op.
Uh...you slept with Chloe.
Curses.
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