UnmitigatedHardness

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The author is a twenty-one-year-old player-hater wasting away in Natchitoches and New Orleans, LA. He has an unquenchable addiction to Dr. Pepper and Kemp's Moose Tracks ice cream. He is a bum.

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Happy New Year

by UnmitigatedHardness
12-29-05

11:59 PM, New Year's Eve


	So there's your Maker's and Coke. And four dollars, fifty cents change. Hey, have you ever heard that whatever you're doing at midnight is what you'll be doing for the rest of the year?


	Yeah, I have. That's pretty interesting. So, looking at the clock as you're doing it, would you mind giving me money again? And--cough, cough--putting your mouth on my penis?

12:00 AM


	What did you say?


	Great, this is awkward now. Just as the clock strikes twelve. Figures. Here. Take a doll--fifty cents for your trouble.

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