World Domination

Author: Vampiress_Rael

Date: September 24, 2004

by Vampiress_Rael
9-24-04
In an attempt to conquer the world, Rael hit a few snags...
I've brought those undead you ordered. Unfortunately you didn't give me enough money so the necromancer gave you the not-so-prime stock.
Not-so-prime? Whats wrong with them?
You wanted the specially trained attack zombies that would follow your every command. These have a tendancy to not quite get what you mean. Speak slowly and use small words.
Would you call "Complete and Total World Domination" small words?
Well it may depend on how slowly you say that.
Just how bad is it Ripper?