The C and R Show! (Plucked with a Capital F)

Author: Vekktor

Date: September 28, 2001

by Vekktor
9-28-01
Thanks to the generous support of our viewers, Retch is going to have his tengilitisectomy.
And not too soon. The writing team was going to kick me out of the office because of all the rattling when I walk.
Tengilitis: 12 Pound Dingleberries that often obstruct the rectal passage.
Luckily, a Doctor from this very audience is out back with Retch as we speak, performing the delicate operation...
*pluk* *pluk* *pluk* *pluk* *pluk* *pluk*
HOLY CRAP!
What?! What?! He said there'd be some swelling...