Crikey! This double-headed black-striped hentacle (tm) is really ticked-off! Luckily I've got my plucky schoolgirl assistant to help me with today's show.
Uh.. hi...
Slither.. drool.. schlorp..
Wear you good sailor suit mommy says... you want to look good on TV mommy says... I should have know it was a set-up when mommy said to bring the alien fungospore spermicidal lubricant...