Loverboy

Author: Verona

Date: January 17, 2003

by Verona
1-17-03
Emily, it's Joe from choir practice. Do you want to go behind the bush and make out?
Mmm...no, thanks. I gotta run by Bob's and pick up some crack.
Hey April, remember me from History? I was feeling kind of frisky and wanted to know if I could stick my--
I'm saving myself for Johnny Depp, dirtbag!
Man, what's a guy gotta do to get a little action?
Heyyyy, thweetie.....I got jutht what you need right here in my pretty little pocket. Tee hee...