I see that pile of existential literature in the corner, that book on Sarte's(sic) life next to the nachos. Walden by the crapper.
ehh...
You consider yourself "enlightened" because you've ostracize yourself from society, in a juvenile attempt to escape criticism and from being forced to deal with the real world.
eh..
The fact is, you are an abject coward with not an original thought in your head.