Once upon a time a cowboy found himself in El Paso, TX...
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| Well, you don't look like you belong here in this Texas | |
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| Ya well, you don't look like you belong in El Paso | |
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Lil' Juan was amazed by the fellow Texan's ignorance....
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| El Paso??? Ain't that in Mexico? | |
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| You "cowboys" don't know much bout your own state do you? | |
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| Uhh....oh, do you know where Brokeback Mountain is? | |
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| Best mountains we have around here are the Franklin Mts...you won't find any cows up there... | |
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