Dear madam, I have been a fan of you since before you were born. You are in my top five best actresses of all time based completely on looks ;and you have been since 1997. Seriously.
Omigod, omigod.
Eh buddy-- You've been carousing over there on the interweb while I'm just hanging around here like a dustpan. What's up, you wanna talk?
Your prenup is here. Hold on. I'm switching to busy while I go see what he wants.
