Your hands-- What are your hands trying to tell you?
They're not saying anything, they're just hands.
No! You admit that you are an emotionally turbulent zombie and this causes you many problems..
Yeah, but I don't see how my hands could be telling me anything. I'm just a civil-service zombie, and I do what I can..
If I recall, we did just have this awkward encounter in my waiting room where I caught you rubbing one out, and knowing your habitual necessity for this I believe it's rather unpalatable.
