Wiz  

Well it started when I was abducted by these two aliens, then they probed me, then I couldn't remember who I was and bam! I was back here.

You were only gone for 3 days.

What the hell just happened?

Well were standing in the dark and every light in the city is out so im guessing, well I dont know..A Blackout.

Okay god you dont have to be...Wait! What year is it?! What year is it! I cant remember!

This is the part where I leave and go elsewhere. weirdo.